To show you a little bit of how much I think about frivolous things, heres an example of me getting food at my schools dining hall (including my thought process in italics):
yo why did he just look at me wtf??
is my hair messed up?
do they not like my outfit?
is it weird for me to be getting a burger at 1pm?
its not even dinner...or lunch.
should I not be eating right now????
I accidentally make eye contact with a stranger
I'm so cooked.
so so cooked.
they are going to think I was staring at them.
they have no idea how long I was looking in their direction before they looked over.
I sit down. I got a cup of ketchup for my burger. I didn't get fries. How will I make this work?
No way in hell am I standing up again to get a knife (I like to minimize walking so I can minimize tripping. I'm quite clumsy).
How do I even get this ketchup onto my burger?
I need this ketchup, what is a burger without ketchup?!?
I am a patient guy, so I take the most logical option; I open my burger, open my ketchup, and put it face down onto the burger. I sit there, watching the ketchup slowly fall onto the burger, feeling very satisfied with my intellect.
I hope nobody saw that shit.